(Source: rel-axed, via stupidwhoremoans)

eggaroo:

cannibalucifer:

funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

dude my internal insulting isnt even that good its more just a constant stream of fuck you fucking fuck shit think youre the fucking shit nipple dont you fuck shit

shit nipple

(via h0me-f0r-fall)

bootybite:

the only birth control you’ll ever need
image

(via undead-dolly)

vineofficial:

Idk what to do with my life so I jus take lots of baths

(via sydneypidney)

deliciousweeds:

skaagz:

weregoingtojackson:

Best gif ever for all eternity.

That is a fucking huge raccoon

It’s pregnant with that hillbilly’s child

deliciousweeds:

skaagz:

weregoingtojackson:

Best gif ever for all eternity.

That is a fucking huge raccoon

It’s pregnant with that hillbilly’s child

(Source: itskylestyle, via sydneypidney)

neonkontra:

everydayyyy

neonkontra:

everydayyyy

(via meeoow5)

iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

image

(Source: glowcloud, via i-hate-that-i-dont-hate-you)

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

14.04.14

safety-in-recovery:

I constantly go between being extremely anxious about all the things I have to do and literally not giving a shit. There is no in between, and it’s so exhausting and frustrating.

(via i-hate-that-i-dont-hate-you)

fuckingusernamebitch:

His eyes tell of pure horror

fuckingusernamebitch:

His eyes tell of pure horror

(Source: stufismessedup, via liquidwaterdroplets)

ravclaw:

my essay isn’t done but i sure am

(Source: tiniestleaf, via liquidwaterdroplets)

niehaus-vause:

you can see her accent

(via spmib)